Resurrection Reactions

Jerusalem Chamber of Commerce: “This is going to be good for tourism.”

Pilate: “I knew this was trouble!”

Pilate’s wife: “I told you so.”

Caiaphas: “He is still here.”

Liberal Preacher: “All religions have myths.”

The Soldiers: “This One was different!”

Medical Doctor: “This is impossible.”

Angel: “He is not here; He has risen, just as He said.”

Sunday School Teacher: “And on the third day (yawn) Jesus arose.”

Jewish Leaders: “We’re gonna need a good story.”

Israeli Government: “We’re not admitting this, but we’re not denying it because we like those US dollars.”

Joseph of Arimathea: “I got my tomb back.”

Seminary Professor: “Now there are discrepancies in these accounts.”

Thomas: “You expect me to believe that” (John 20:25).

Cleopas and Friend: “We checked out too soon” (Luke 24:13-35).

Mary: “They took Him” (John 20:13).

Nicodemus: “Why didn’t I join sooner!”

Paul: “I saw Him”  (I Corinthians 15::8).

David Hume: “There are no miracles.”

Baptist Preacher: “You can’t fight with facts. Why not receive Christ as Savior now!”

1 Response

  1. Gary Leitner
    Thank You Pastor Lyons for your ministry. You have had a big impact on my life. Think of you often.

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